Parenting Tactics: Getting kids to tell the truth

on Saturday, 05 June 2010. Posted in SAHD Stuff, Joeprah

Guilty Looking Kid

As parents, there are many times we are faced with the challenge of trying to determine the guilty party among our children. Who did it this time? With three daughters ages 10, 7 and 5, it can be daunting task for me to even begin to narrow it down. It isn’t impossible though. Through ten years of training I have come up with some methods for determining guilt, and probably more importantly not giving your young child a chance to lie.

Narrowing down the suspects:

Most of the time, the kid crime (a crime committed by a child that is actually more of an annoyance than an actual crime) itself is what helps us eliminate some of the possible suspects.

A Dad of Daughters on the Twilight Phenomenon

on Friday, 20 November 2009. Posted in SAHD Stuff

twilight On the eve of New Moon, I have been inspired to voice my opinion on the Twilight series as it pertains to a dad (a stay-at-home dad at that) raising three daughters. This post is one of a series of posts from other dad bloggers as part of The "Twilight" Dad Bloggers Experiment over at Dad Blogs. First, let me begin by saying my daughters are young (9, 7, 4) and they have not seen the movie nor read the books in the Twilight series. As far as censoring what my daughters see, we don’t let them read books that aren’t age appropriate or see movies and TV shows that contain subject matter that is of PG-13 or greater in nature. As they grow up the question will be, what is my role as a dad in guiding them through the possible pitfalls that the teenage years present? Is Twilight one of those possible pitfalls?

My wife and I saw the movie and many of our neighbors (mostly moms and one teenage girl) have read the book. What we have learned about the series over the last several months is that Twilight has its good points and bad points as well. Overall, the message is of dark, vampiric/werewolf teenage love. The themes include the feeling of being an outsider as a girl and the awkwardness of the teenage years. More disturbingly, one of the bigger messages is that a unsuccessful and abusive relationship are OK.

Dads Deal with Miscarriage Too

on Tuesday, 21 April 2009. Posted in SAHD Stuff

miscarriageI think most people view miscarriages as something that only affects women, I know I did. I didn't let myself grieve or really examine what had happened because everyone rallied around my wife. It wasn't until months had passed that it hit me-like a ton of bricks.

We were almost three months along and on a vacation with the family when my wife told me that something wasn't right. It was just before noon when she started to notice blood. We raced home and the doctor sent us to the hospital for an examination and even though there was a lot of "spotting" they weren't overly concerned-we were though. My wife knew something wasn't right and her doctor told her to rest although there was nothing she could do if she was about to have a miscarriage. We Google'd it to death and found little comfort in a similar consensus-if she was about to have a miscarriage there was nothing we could do. That night she felt increasingly more ill and finally had to get in the shower to battle nausea and stomach cramps. It was just shortly after she got in the shower I heard her scream for me-it sounded very bad.

So you want to be a Stay at Home Dad? Part II

on Friday, 27 February 2009. Posted in SAHD Stuff


Toddlers can't be bargained with

With so many changes to the traditional work environment and with the economy tanking, we are seeing a lot of families make the choice to bring daddy home. So, if you are a dad out there considering becoming a SAHD, I am here to scare you straight. It is tough being a full-time parent. I, personally, think it is more challenging staying home with kids then it is to work. This series is intended to show potential stay at home dads the reality behind the choice to become a full-time parent.

Last Week’s Topic: You cannot be afraid to get your hands dirty Today’s Topic: Toddlers and Babies are like Terminators

So you want to be a Stay at Home Dad? Part I

on Friday, 20 February 2009. Posted in SAHD Stuff

This question was brought up the other day at the Dad Blogs Forum and it really sparked some great responses. I think this is a question that dads, now more than ever before, are asking themselves. With so many changes to the traditional work environment and with the economy tanking, we are seeing a lot of families make the choice to bring daddy home. So, if you are a dad out there considering becoming a SAHD, I am here to scare you straight. It is tough being a full-time parent. I, personally, think it is more challenging staying home with kids then it is to work. This series is intended to show potential stay at home dads the reality behind the choice to become a full-time parent.
Today’s topic: You cannot be afraid to get your hands dirty

Babies are quite possibly one of the ultimate paradoxes. They are super cute but super disgusting at the same time. Taking care of a baby means you will be peed on, there will be poop in all its glorious forms in many forms, throw-up and boogers.  It is not a job for the faint at heart.  Diapers range from the sticky, black meconium nonsense that takes like a million wipes to get off, to the exploding up the back diarrhea disasters. Diapers happen frequently. The smell of a single diaper is menacing, a couple together is enough to singe your eyebrows, and the smell that comes out of a packed diaper genie is the equivalent of Hell on Earth. Babies weigh like nothing, but produce mountains of doo. It hardly seems fair. This all may seem terrible, but wait until potty training.

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Latest Comments

  • I use the why tactic all the time, as I prefer not to give them even a chance to lie. If they find they can get away with a lie even...

    silverwaters

    18. June, 2010 |

  • Wow that sounds familiar. The 15 & 12 yr old always blame the poor 4 year old. Sometimes it is impossible to figure out who is guilty....

    Melinda

    12. June, 2010 |

  • Ha! Yeah, this was something we (my wife mostly) figured out over time and due to the large instances where crossover crimes made it...

    Joe

    08. June, 2010 |

  • I am betting that there will be some he said she said there. :D

    Joe

    08. June, 2010 |

  • Where were you when I was the idiot asking my children, "Who did this?" :D

    Seriously, the Why method seems like a good parenting...

    SurprisedMom

    06. June, 2010 |

  • We ask Anna if Eli did it and she'll rat him out every time. Eager to find out how the blame game will work once he is talking.
    Tom

    tom

    05. June, 2010 |

  • We have 3 girls as well (11, 4, 20-months). We don't have this problem in my house. I go all Jack Bauer on them until one of them...

    Que

    05. June, 2010 |

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