Joe vs. Windows Vista

Rants

Wednesday, July 23 2008 05:27 Written by Pete

Good afternoon Joeprah fans! Just a quick note to let you know that Joe is currently in a heated battle with Windows Vista, which has been causing some major problems for him.

Fortunately, he has not lost any of the 200GB of data. Unfortunately, he has been crashing every 32 seconds, which can become frustrating pretty quick. As a result, the process of re-formatitng and re-installing is underway, with an ETA of who knows when. But I assure you, Joe is not being held under duress by Internet trolls or an army of vigilante children.

He's just got issues.

Computer issues.

Trust me, you will know when he returns. :) 

-pete

Happy Father’s Day You Lazy Alcoholic

Rants

Saturday, June 14 2008 06:52 Written by Joeprah

Is this what society is saying to dads across America?  The answer seems to be a resounding yes.  If you have been shopping for a Father’s Day card for your husband/father/father-in-law you may have had to sift through the less than flattering clichés cards that portray dads in a none too favorable light.  Moms have to deal with cliché cards too, but theirs aren’t based on them being horrible people.  According to the cards, moms cook, clean, have rollers in their hair, juggle many things at once, and eat chocolate.  Dads on the other hand are very different.  According to the greeting cards I surveyed this year, dads are poor caregivers, drink in excess, constantly golf and or fish, pass gas constantly, grill food 24/7, seldom leave the cozy confines of their couch except to spend hours in the bathroom, and if they ever get lost on the way to the bathroom they never ever ask for directions.

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