| I知 a Hottie? | | Print | |
| Written by Joeprah | |
![]() From time to time the question of my hotness has been an issue. Yes, it’s a terrible burden to be a handsome man—just ask Quirkee James. I have had the badge of being incurably cute or undeniably handsome for as long as I can remember (or since July 10th). This hasn’t gone unnoticed either. Some members of the fairer sex have actually gone so far as to say that I am one of the hottest male bloggers. I, of course, relent to their conclusion. The reason I was listed as being hot is simply because I am a stay-at-home-dad. Now, this should serve as a lesson to guys everywhere. How to Become HotGet Married Have Kids Stop Working Full-Time Take Care of Your Children Full-Time Presto-you're hot! Congrats! So, if you are a guy and want to be hot like me I suggest you try it out. Now, obviously, I do find all this talk about me being hot as flattering but I also think it is a little undeserving. There are many reasons why I really don’t think that I am hot at all. Here is a short list: Reasons Why I am Not HotI poop (if you don’t trust me, read either of these side splitting posts: The Incident, Toilet Troubles) If I eat raw broccoli or buffalo wings I turn into a smelly, smelly (albeit funny) person I have thrown up (which is gross) I have picked my nose (I may actually be doing so while writing this post) One of my big toes is lumpier than the other I am starting to get a belly (see no time to work out) Sometimes I get food in my teeth I never really considered myself a sex symbol to anyone but my wife because even after all the things I do that are gross and disgusting she still loves me and that’s what I call hot. Thanks to anyone who voted for me on Twitter or at Jane’s Blog—it is a cool deal to be listed with those guys and for the record I vote for Quirkee James (somehow snubbed). Here are three reasons why I think I am the hottest (remember you can click them). ![]() ![]()
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