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I知 a Hottie? | Print |  E-mail
Written by Joeprah   
 What a "Hot" Blogger looks like

From time to time the question of my hotness has been an issue.  Yes, it’s a terrible burden to be a handsome man—just ask Quirkee James.  I have had the badge of being incurably cute or undeniably handsome for as long as I can remember (or since July 10th).  This hasn’t gone unnoticed either.  Some members of the fairer sex have actually gone so far as to say that I am one of the hottest male bloggers.  I, of course, relent to their conclusion.  The reason I was listed as being hot is simply because I am a stay-at-home-dad.  Now, this should serve as a lesson to guys everywhere.   

How to Become Hot

Get Married

Have Kids

Stop Working Full-Time

Take Care of Your Children Full-Time

Presto-you're hot!  Congrats!

So, if you are a guy and want to be hot like me I suggest you try it out. 

Now, obviously, I do find all this talk about me being hot as flattering but I also think it is a little undeserving.  There are many reasons why I really don’t think that I am hot at all.  Here is a short list:

Reasons Why I am Not Hot

I poop (if you don’t trust me, read either of these side splitting posts: The Incident, Toilet Troubles)

If I eat raw broccoli or buffalo wings I turn into a smelly, smelly (albeit funny) person

I have thrown up (which is gross)

I have picked my nose (I may actually be doing so while writing this post)

One of my big toes is lumpier than the other

I am starting to get a belly (see no time to work out)

Sometimes I get food in my teeth

I never really considered myself a sex symbol to anyone but my wife because even after all the things I do that are gross and disgusting she still loves me and that’s what I call hot.  Thanks to anyone who voted for me on Twitter or at Jane’s Blog—it is a cool deal to be listed with those guys and for the record I vote for Quirkee James (somehow snubbed).  Here are three reasons why I think I am the hottest (remember you can click them).

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so grateful to be Mormon: ...
hi joe!

fun post! and you are one of the most humble guys, too. tee hee. don't knock yourself. the world already has too many people who will knock you if you let them. don't you be one of them to towards yourself.

you rock, kathleenybeany smilies/smiley.gif
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July 23, 2008
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Heather: ...
Don't forget that having a hot significant other adds to your hotness. Just ask George Costanza.
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July 14, 2008
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Grimm: ...
Joe, no offense or anything, but your hotness has left me with incredible gas.

LoL...yeah, can you sense the jealousy?
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July 14, 2008
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prin: ...
I think you're hot in spite of being a dad. lol

As for hot wife's role in all this? She gives you somebody to constantly impress therefore maintaining your level of hotness at a maximum.

Right? smilies/cheesy.gif
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July 13, 2008
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BusyDad: ...
Do you give "hot dad" lessons, or like some sort of apprenticeship thing? I think it would do my blogging career a lot of good.
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July 13, 2008
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Mom: ...
Hey Joe,
Even my senior citizen lady friends think you're handsome....face it, you're doomed to a life of good looks. smilies/cool.gif
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July 13, 2008
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Quirkee James: ...
Thanks for the write-in vote here! I think. :x

Now I feel bad for voting for Jeremy...
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July 13, 2008
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Chica: ...
You are a studmuffin, but I already gave my vote away. smilies/cool.gif
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July 13, 2008
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Birdie: ...
well yeah. those last three are the ticket. I'm thinking the goatee probably makes up for the lumpy toe. Plunging toilets & washing clothes is pretty hot too. All combined I think they equal complete hotness. In no way am I flirting mind you!
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July 12, 2008
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James: ...
I just can't think of any to say about this, other than nice photos, and err...congrats.
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July 12, 2008
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amy: ...
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peteej: ...
I'm quitting my job right now!

I agree on the three reasons you listed. I've got two similar reasons myself. Congrats for being, uh, hot. :grin
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July 12, 2008
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badmom: ...
Dude, I told you that is why I decided to read you in the first place.

Funny + smart + good dad + cute webcam pics = Hotness

Now if my husband were remotely interested in writing a blog, he'd give you a run for your money. (You did get money for the title, right?)

Congrats. Don't get all smug though...Smug = Not Hot
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July 12, 2008
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Vicky H: ...
Guys, listen to him. Family guys are uber hot! smilies/cool.gif
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