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Kids like to draw on walls.  Toddlers especially have a penchant for this type of graffiti, it is a fact.  As for me, I have a toddler daughter that likes to scribble remedial drawings throughout our house.  Perhaps, more than anywhere else, she enjoys defacing her room.  I read a post at Sarcastic Mom sometime ago where she was talked about being a crayon Nazi .  Although I feel her pain, I would have to say my pain is more permanent in nature.  I can only wonder if she will have to deal with some of the same issues I have over the tenure of the last two years with our third child.  She is absolutely a whirlwind.  She gathers up magic markers like a prisoner pilfering contraband.  When she was still in the diaper I caught her trafficking a Crayola purple magic marker on her way to "nap-time."  The worst part about the entire, "I am going to draw all over everything including myself," mentality is that she is so cute.  Like the Italian mafia, you never knew you were marked for a hit since they killed you with a smile.  My daughter, who is part Italian, exhibits some of this brilliance as she often distracts me with giggles and smiles that are warm enough to melt the polar ice caps.  I am not calling my daughter evil or a hitman, but in a way she targets me with her cuteness like a goon targets an informer with his tommygun.  These distractions have lead to many incidents, like the time when she colored her body...almost completely, and the infamous magic-marker-red-chair-extravaganza.

Well, enough with the rant.  Here is video proof of my daughter's wanton destructive capabilities.  Enjoy! 

Have your kids done anything ridiculous with markers, crayons, pen...paint...anything?  Do tell.

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