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ToddlersDads everywhere know what I’m talking about when I say that children around the ages of 2-3 reach critical mass in the height department.  Once a child reaches “junk” height they become a danger to dads, uncles and granddads alike.  The amount of pain they inflict on an adult male can only be described as shocking.  Toddlers are the perfect weapon. 

Why are they the perfect weapon?

  • They have little to no conscience
  • Their heads are large in comparison to their bodies thus causing them to lean forward when they runFear Me
  • They run constantly
  • They are very difficult to get angry at
  • They attack without notice

Some people think toddlers are cute and I agree—for the most part.  But what many people fail to acknowledge is that each toddler has a dark side.  Toddlers alone aren’t difficult to handle, but rarely do they inflict mortal damage on a guy’s satchel without an accomplice.  Toddler’s accomplices come in all shapes and sizes.  An accomplice can be someone who simply deters a man’s attention away from a toddler long enough for them to get a head start and barrel into their mid-section.  Some accomplices are inanimate objects like the television or an open refrigerator.  Toddlers can sense a distracted male like sharks smelling blood in the open ocean.  Refer to video:   

    

   

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