| on Friday May 23, 2008 |
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So, if you are familiar with Joeprah and my constant pursuit of equality in this screwed up society we live in, you will remember I was denied access to a neighborhood wine club simply because I have a penis. It was an ovary only club and my first reaction was, of course, anger. That night (after being turned away) I burned some of my wife's bras, sunk into a deep depression that lasted until the next morning when I had some chocolate milk (it always cheers me up) and began to analyze the topic to death (here). But, like any true warrior, I did not accept the ladies denying me as ultimate failure. I fought through it. I found myself my own group of fellas that could stand me long enough to sit down and have a few glasses of wine with yours truly. I fought fire with fire so to speak. The results? Well, let's just check the tape shall we...
Clearly, they were wrong to keep me out of their club. Why turn away all that I have to offer? Senseless if you ask me. Special thanks to the following assistant editors: Carie
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