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Written by Joeprah   
 
on Friday May 23, 2008
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So, if you are familiar with Joeprah and my constant pursuit of equality in this screwed up society we live in, you will remember I was denied access to a neighborhood wine club simply because I have a penis.  It was an ovary only club and my first reaction was, of course, anger.  That night (after being turned away) I burned some of my wife's bras, sunk into a deep depression that lasted until the next morning when I had some chocolate milk (it always cheers me up) and began to analyze the topic to death (here).  But, like any true warrior, I did not accept the ladies denying me as ultimate failure.  I fought through it.  I found myself my own group of fellas that could stand me long enough to sit down and have a few glasses of wine with yours truly.  I fought fire with fire so to speak.  The results?  Well, let's just check the tape shall we...

 Clearly, they were wrong to keep me out of their club.  Why turn away all that I have to offer?  Senseless if you ask me.  

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Posted by Huckdoll, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
You deserve some kind of award for that, Joe. By far the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. Not r-tarded, makes me want to dirnk and video blawg with ya, actually. Those woman wil be sorry when they see this. Shame on them. 
 
Ummm, did Hot Wife tape that?? How was the camera not shaking with laughter? How has she not phoned AA yet? 
 
A little taste...oh my gosh :grin
 
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Posted by Xbox4NappyRash, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Guest
I genuinely fear for your family's safety after that....
 
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Posted by Whata Woman, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
Whata Dork! The cinematography was outstanding (I assume Hot Wife's). I hope the wine club sees what they're missing....
 
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Posted by Jenny, bloggess, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Guest
I totally want to join your wine club. I don't have a penis but I have an assortment of diloes I could bring if that would help. We could call it the Dildo Wine party. Those ladies that blocked you out of that party will be so damn jealous. 
 
~Jenny http://thebloggess.com/
 
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Posted by zoesdad, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
Dude, I'm sending help. You'll thank me later. Really, it's for the best.
 
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Posted by Mr Lady, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
What? MISTER Lady isn't invited? Sexist pig.
 
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Posted by MileHighDad, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
:sigh Ahhh, so true my man, so true...  
A great piece, on how to party not like, but with rock stars. The isolation we have to endure for the fame and glory of At Home Daddom, a meager pittance in the scheme of life! Ain’t that right Dad da? BTW, Dad da is my days Blog topic.  
I need to party with you dude! Rock on! 
-MileHighDad 8)  
http://www.milehighdad.net/ 2008/05/23/i-want-my-dad-da/
 
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Posted by ourcrookedtree, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
You never disappoint! 
 
I am disappointed in Jordan's participation, I expected more from him. He must have just showed up for the wine, you know the type, there is always one.
 
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Posted by jt12blk, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
Dude, you totally showed those gals who rules the wine club. Better wine, better membership, better conversation. They have been owned.
 
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Posted by Melisa, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
1. I'm relieved that you were partying down with Michael Jordan: at first (before you zoomed in) I thought it was either Al Roker or OJ. And I expected more from Jordan as well...a cigar, maybe? 
 
2. I was on the floor by the time you got to "That's what she said." Hilarious! 
 
3. I need to know the title/artist info of the music, please. I feel a group cycling climb coming on. 
 
Hilarious!
 
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Posted by Audubon Ron, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Guest
You’re the Spartan King Leonidas of the man blog. My country surrenders.
 
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Posted by Tara R., on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Registered
Clearly you need some more friends. MJ was drinking far more than his share. Get some help, man! :x
 
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Posted by crunchy carpets, on Friday May 23, 2008 , , Guest
Hur..you don't get out much with grownups do you? 
 
Remind me to share the 'Whiskey Tasting' night. 
 
Yah..
 
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Posted by Evil Twin's Wife, on Saturday May 24, 2008 , , Guest
I have my own wine club. I'm the only member, but I'd be happy to add you. We could IM. :)
 
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Posted by PracticallyJoe, on Saturday May 24, 2008 , , Registered
Dude! I'm learning more good things about you at every visit ... today I realized ... you are quite the socializer!
 
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Posted by prin, on Sunday May 25, 2008 , , Guest
LOL! You've officially fallen off your rocker. :D 
 
Friends shouldn't force their imaginary friends to drink either. :D
 
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Posted by peteej, on Tuesday May 27, 2008 , , Registered
Senseless and brilliant.
 
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