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Have you noticed that you have been getting ordered around an awful lot lately? Is the person doing the ordering a zealot who seems to have an unquenchable thirst for power? Is this person also under 2 1/2 feet tall and less then 2 years old? Then you may have a case of Baby Hitler-itis, also known in the medical field as BH. I started to notice the signs early on but not until just a few days ago did I really begin to understand how severe it was getting. Here is an actual photo taken just moments before from whenever you are reading this:
![]() Needless to say, this was a wakeup call for me. The signs were all there, but why didn't I nip this in the bud? I blame alcohol and pills, plus violence on TV (it is so entertaining). Do you too want to know what you can do to identify the signs of BH? You can go to any BH Website and get a list of the signs or you can trust my overly-qualified list that follows.
Child culminates all of this planning into a Coup d'etat which usually happens at either a family gathering or a restaurant when they're invulnerable to parental challenges. Child cries loudly for no reason (see most annoying sound ever). Check mate! Who's in charge now? Your hands are tied, there is nothing you can do except let the little despot take command from here on out. So next time you see a child wailing away in a restaurant with the parents bickering amongst themselves it may very well be a case of BH.
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