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| Folding Fitted Sheets For Scholars | | Print | |
| Written by Joeprah | |
When I was but a lad I remember struggling to fold the sheets for my own bed. It was like trying to tame a sea monster using a cheese cloth and a ladle. I have provided a picture gallery that explains this for those with no imagination.  
As you can see I was soon swayed that my attempts were futile. I made a solemn promise to myself to never again fight a losing battle against unfoldable objects. This of course sent me into a deep depression which lasted until lunch time that day. Twenty years later the battle wages on, and like an Ewok against Chicken Walkers I go toe to toe against all odds but somehow win. If you want to win (if not, see utter failure) then read on to find out how warriors fold fitted sheets. Since I have studied both Bruce Lee and Willis movies I know that you need skill and resourcefulness to pull this off. I feel that my technique has both. First thing you need to do is wash and dry a fitted sheet. The next steps are super complicated and ultra specific so I have laid out the details in picture form for those visual learners amongst us. First Step: Take out of Dryer (Important) 
Next Step:
Fold as Shown
Last Step: Put Away Carefully **Note: Remember to always use plenty of detergent and to never mix colors in the washer or dryer which would skew the results of this process dramatically.**
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That's how I feel about the "fitted" sheet. I did pay attention, just once, when I opened a new package of sheets and watched how the fitted sheet came out. 
The technique has been copyright protected so you have to say "Joeprah Rules" as you stomp the sheet. Oh, and you have to video tape it and post it on your site. 
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