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In the past, I’m talking back when fairytales were ok to be read to your kids; without some children’s advocacy group breathing down your neck, kids were jittery, nervous little critters.  Most kids half expected a hungry wolf to be waiting around each corner or nasty witch to be in the small group of trees in their backyard cooking up Billy from next door.  Now, I am convinced these scary stories were all very calculated and well thought out by those parents who came before us.  Lets put aside the fact that the stories all had a point behind them, listen to your parents, don’t lie, never fall asleep in a bears house or whatever, they ultimately had kids thinking twice before they did something remotely bad--not because their Dad was going to whoop their tail, but because a witch was going to fatten them up and cook them for dinner.
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Fear. Awesome huh? The good ol’ days I think. Now, kids are confident—liberated if you will.  I am not sure what the statistics are to support me here, but I think that there were less drive-by-shootings and in-school-knife-fights when kids were scared of not only their parents coming down hard, but perhaps even a giant or two shooting lightening bolts at them.

Less In School Knife Fights in the Middle Ages

Not now though. I think a great idea would be to read exaggeratedly scary fairytales to all kids at an early age. We go to amazing lengths to convince our kids about Santa Claus, maybe we could start there. Look son, did I ever tell you about the time Santa ate my friend who refused to do his homework? They already think he can fly on reindeers, why not spice it up a little? We could have him lopping off heads, boiling kids who were bad, just basically kicking ass. I’d have to say that, in my house, kids know there are consequences to their actions.  It really goes in stages.  Stage one is when our kids don’t come when called.  Stage two is when they run away when called.  Stage three, the most reprehensible, is touching Daddy’s stuff.

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