| Doing Laundry the Right Way | | Print | |
| Written by Joeprah | |
Ah, laundry. I think we can all agree that we love to hate it. Also, I think no other chore in the house is more of an affront to our manliness than laundry. That is precisely why I have devised a better way to do this dreaded chore. Most people would say that laundry should be part of a daily chore routine (see fools) and that it requires fastidious attention to detail as it is akin to a science with all the right angles, measuring amounts of liquids, etc. I look at it as more of a death match. An ultimate struggle that I face not only externally with each piece of linen I mangle, but internally as I re-examine my masculinity, that is until recently as I have found a better way. A better way is what has made this country of ours great, and I will share this with you, free of charge, as so my brothers may learn a valuable lesson. I have compiled a list of ingredients that are necessary for a successful laundry session. Pay close attention.
Smart Enough That You Understand Up to This Point IQ > 100
Gigantic Tower of Clean (Critical) Laundry Almost Folded
A General is Nothing Without Footmen
Excellent at Less Complicated Folds
A Place to Detain The Insolent
Must Be Sturdy and Free From Debris to Climb On
The Insolent
Anyone That Unfolds Is Better Off Confined
Rewards for Hard Work
A Serious Job Deserves Serious Rewards
It is really simple actually. If you did not figure it out, then here is a review:
Remember, laundry doesn't fold itself unless you have the help of little children. Good luck and happy folding.
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