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12 July 2008
From time to time the question of my hotness has been an issue. Yes, it’s a terrible burden to be a handsome man—just ask Quirkee James. I have had the badge of being incurably cute or undeniably handsome for as long as I can remember (or since July 10th). This hasn’t gone unnoticed either. Some members of the fairer sex have actually gone so far as to say that I am one of the hottest male bloggers. I, of course, relent to their conclusion. The reason I was listed as being hot is simply because I am a stay-at-home-dad. Now, this should serve as a lesson to guys everywhere.
How to Become Hot
Get Married
Have Kids
Stop Working Full-Time
Take Care of Your Children Full-Time
Presto-you're hot! Congrats!
So, if you are a guy and want to be hot like me I suggest you try it out.
Now, obviously, I do find all this talk about me being hot as flattering but I also think it is a little undeserving. There are many reasons why I really don’t think that I am hot at all. Here is a short list:
Reasons Why I am Not Hot
I poop (if you don’t trust me, read either of these side splitting posts: The Incident, Toilet Troubles)
If I eat raw broccoli or buffalo wings I turn into a smelly, smelly (albeit funny) person
I have thrown up (which is gross)
I have picked my nose (I may actually be doing so while writing this post)
One of my big toes is lumpier than the other
I am starting to get a belly (see no time to work out)
Sometimes I get food in my teeth
I never really considered myself a sex symbol to anyone but my wife because even after all the things I do that are gross and disgusting she still loves me and that’s what I call hot. Thanks to anyone who voted for me on Twitter or at Jane’s Blog—it is a cool deal to be listed with those guys and for the record I vote for Quirkee James (somehow snubbed). Here are three reasons why I think I am the hottest (remember you can click them).
